
Troll Traits.
Karkat Vantas (♋)
[] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[] You hate the color red
[] You love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[X] You like to program computers
[X] You fail at it
[X] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[] You don’t put up with anyone’s bullshit
[X] You love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[] You never smile
[X] You get aggravated easily
[X] You act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[X] You have problems with relationships
TOTAL:7
Vriska Serket (♏)
[] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[] Dark blue, is your fav color
[X] You love to role play
[ ] You like spiders
[X] You like end of the world scenarios such as the Zombie Apocalypse, Fall out invasion, etc.
[] Magic 8 balls are cool
[X] You are very manipulative
[] You are a huge bitch
[X] You easily get bored
[X] You blame your problems on other things, such as “bad luck”
[] You have an addiction to breaking things
[X] You never clean up after yourself
Total: 6
Tavros Nitram (♉)
[] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is orange and/or brown
[X] You love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[X] You love card and role playing games
[] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN’T REAL.
[X] You are too sensitive
[] You never really “hate” anybody.
[X] You like to communicate with wildlife
[X] You have a friendly attitude
[X] You are pretty good at poetry
[X] You LARP
[] You sometimes stutter when you talk
Total: 7
Terezi Pyrope (♎)
[] Libra is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is red and/or teal
[] You are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[X] You love dragons
[] You lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[X] You love plushies
[X] You love to roleplay
[] You are a sociopath
[] You are almost always grinning
[] You take interest in law and justice
[X] You like to draw
[x] You can be really flirty sometimes
Total: 5
Kanaya Maryam (♍)
[] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is jade
[] You love fashion
[] You love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS
[] You love to sew
[X] You love literature
[] You have no problem getting into fights
[X] Chainsaws are awesome
[] You like make up
[X] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[] You like the taste of blood
[] Getting revenge is always high on your list
Total: 3
Aradia Megido (♈)
[] Aries is your zodiac sign
[] Maroon is your fav color
[] You inadvertently make frog noises
[] 0_0 is your fav emote
[] You like ARCHEOLOGY
[] You like to destroy things out of boredom
[] You can hear voices that no one else can hear
[] You used to roleplay
[] You are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[] You are a very violent and confrontational person
[] You’re sometimes spooky in appearance
[] You love talking about depressing things
total:0
Equius Zahhak (♐)
[] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is royal blue
[] You have a widow’s peak
[] You sweat a lot
[] You love being strong
[] You SUCK AT ARCHERY
[X] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[X] You like to build things
[X] You have some pretty strange fetishes
[] You love playing high stakes games
total: 3
Nepeta Leijon (♌)
[] Leo is you zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is green
[X] You love cats
[X] :3 is your fav emote
[hesitant sometimes x] You are into furries
[X] You love to draw
[] You have a heightened sense of smell
[X] You are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[] You have a naive view of everything
[] You love “OTP” (one true pairing)
[] You are just too cute
[X] And very playful
total: 6
Sollux Captor (♊)
[] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is yellow
[] You speak with a bit of a lisp
[] You are totally sick hacker
[] You have bi polar mood swings
[X] You are pretty introverted
[X] You beat yourself up over little things
[X] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[X] You think you are not good enough
[X] You’d rather be technical then use brute force
[X] You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[X] Your best friend is a dick
total: 7
Feferi Peixes (♓)
[X] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is magenta
[] You love wearing colorful clothing
[] You love to swim
[X] You get really excited easily
[X] You are very very perky and energetic
[X] You are optimistic and fearless
[X] You are stronger than you look
[X] You love looking after animals
[] You are very modest
[X] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[X] You have a slightly rude and insulting side
total: 8
Eridan Ampora (♒)
[] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is purple
[] You dress flamboyantly
[] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[X] You have a massive ego
[X] You love magic and wizards
[] You have a genocide complex
[X] You swear like a sailor
[X] You try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[X] You get jealous a lot
[X] You are romantically lost
[X] You are kind of a tool
total: 7
Gamzee Makara (♑)
[] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[] Your fav color is indigo
[] You like clowns
[X] You like sweet things
[X] You like to bake
[X] You are pretty laid back
[] You don’t like knowing the technology or science behind things
[X] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[X] You are silly and eccentric
[] You like insane clown posse
[X] You cuss a lot
[] You are a stoner
total: 6
Uh…guess I really am Fef.
Um. This is awkward.
TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAFSTEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN.
WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT.
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.
Look at Blue just standing there like a dumb ass, watching his family being torn apart and not saying shit. Steve is losing his fucking mind and Blue is just fucking STANDING THERE. Stupid bitch.
WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN? THAT’S PROBABLY HOW THE TREE GOT IN HERE, C’MON STEVE.
MAYBE YOU DON’T BELONG THERE STEVE! STOP BREAKING INTO TREE’S HOUSES
WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING BELONGS ANYWHERE? YOU’RE NOT GOD, STEVE. COME ON. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
Reblog if you are against Tree discrimination. It has gone too far and society has reached a point where children are taught that innocent, law abiding trees dont belong. This is sick, Steve, sick.
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET OF STEVE’S BACK. ALL OF THESE ILLEGAL ALIEN TREES COMING THROUGH THE BORDERS AND TAKING ALL OF THE WORK LEFT HIM WITHOUT A JOB. OBVIOUSLY HE CAN’T AFFORD HIS REGULAR GREEN-STRIPED SHIRTS. AND THEN THE FUCKING TREE JUST HAS TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BREAKING INTO STEVE’S HOUSE AND MOCKING HIM WITH ITS GREENNESS. IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN? NO. NO, IT’S NOT EASY BEING STEVE.
Look at Blue just sitting there. She is witnessing discrimination of that poor tree and is doing nothing. Doing nothing is encouraging Steve to continue insulting that tree. We don’t know anything about that tree. It could have been molested as a child or lives in poverty. If you witness bullying, speak up.
Omfg what the fuck is air?! best laugh in my life.
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So I’ve decided to to try and draw my servers team in hopes to improve my drawing. I’m trying a simpler coloring way so tell me what you guys think.
First up is our Highlander Pyro Deadwolf, she’s a sweetheart and helps protect me when I’m being a dumb medic
Also I can’t remember if she follows me, so if you do see this deadwolf, thats the reason why i was asking so many questions. sorry if you hate it i just wanted to do it akdslf;jk;sdfjsafd;lk
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